What is a List?

     As a brothel, we have ladies who work for us whose job it is to take men to the heights of pleasure, bliss and naughtiness. The ladies are in the color pink.  The list is how we accomplish this.

                    Rules of the List

     ∙It is up to the sole discretion of the manager on duty whether spelling and/or grammar count.

     ∙The ladies have the right to refuse any customer for any reason.

     ∙You cannot win and go upstairs on two consecutive lists.

     ∙Bugging the manager to make a list does not encourage ladies to work...be cool...it will happen.

     ∙If and emote (smiley) is typed in the phrase that is to be repeated to make the list then you must repeat the smiley as well.

                   How does the list work?                              

      When a lady wears pink, it means that she is ready to work.  When this happens, then we make a list of names corresponding with the number of ladies ready to work. This is what a typical list looks like:

Manager: Lady is in pink...it’s time for a list of one. To be on this list, type the following:

Manager: "Lady makes ALL pink hot pink"

Patron: Lady makes ALL pink hot pink

Manager: List is closed.

Manager: List is Patron.

Manager: Lady, would you please take Patron upstairs for 30 minutes and show him just how naughty you can be?

      That’s the list. Now get out there and have fun!!

                                   –The Naughty One